Science: Why is L'Harassante a Lynching Park? (parody)

Aspria Hell : "Either you are satisfied or ..."

This is a parody. The real thing is at:

Aspria La Rasanterue Sombre 56 1200 Brussels

Tel: +32 (0)2 609 1902 www.royallarasante.be

(Lawyers: this is a parody)

The Real Truth revealed: rue Sombre and the Devil's Tar Pit

Did you know rue Sombre, where Asspria L'Harassante sinks its unhappy customers in a pool of feathers and tear was known as ruelle du Diable in the old times?

This is because the place was invested by demons and spooky ghosts. Old dwellers of Woluwé will assure you that they reincarnated as Asspria Managers. After many eons of wandering in a state of invisibility, Asspria Managers still retain that magic capability of making themselves invisible at leisure. If one should speak to you, it is a sign you are in trouble.

Tarring and feathering at Asspria L'Harassante, by Thor Berserker

In a typical tar-and-feathers attack by Asspria Management on a discontented customer, the subject of their anger is stripped to his waist. Hot tar is then either poured or painted onto the customer while he is immobilized by expectations of decent service and answers to his legitimate claims.

Then the customer either has mud and sand from the tennis courts mixed with tar thrown on him, or he is rolled around on a pile of subscription contracts which stuck to the tar.

Often the customer is then paraded around the premises to be bullied by other members on a Reebok step or a rail.

If the criminal customer is a woman, the lynching is milder. Only the head is shaven, tarred and feathered at the spa.

Picture: "Merry lynching at L'Harassante". The picture was taken last week with a spy camera. Management is visible on the picture which makes it a collectible item. 

Asspria Hell : "Either you are satisfied or ..."