Asspria Jokes
God tells a man: "You have been good. I'll grant you a wish."
- "Thank you. I would like a bridge to travel from Dover to Calais. I am claustrophobic."
- "You are asking for too much. Anything else?" says God
- "Please make the Aspria management treat me as a customer".
- "OK." says God. "When do you want to have the bridge?
What is the difference between Josef Steelline (real name censored) and an Asspria manager? Josef Steelline sends his discontented customers to the Gulag, while an Asspria manager sends them to Hell.
- "Thank you. I would like a bridge to travel from Dover to Calais. I am claustrophobic."
- "You are asking for too much. Anything else?" says God
- "Please make the Aspria management treat me as a customer".
- "OK." says God. "When do you want to have the bridge?
What is the difference between Josef Steelline (real name censored) and an Asspria manager? Josef Steelline sends his discontented customers to the Gulag, while an Asspria manager sends them to Hell.
What, in ballistics, is called a chaotic trajectory? It is the trajectory of a tennis ball on Asspria La Rasante's Rough Courts.
How does the personnel at Asspria La Rasante's Rough Courts know they are not in Guantanamo?They are not wearing orange.
What does Asspria stand for? A Sports Place Run by Immature Amateurs.
Is Asspria a business? Not if you consider businesses want to have happy customers. Yes if you believe there are here to make money.
What is the difference between the invisible man and an Asspria manager ? The invisible man is a fictitious character, the Aspria manager is a deceptive character.
How do you know the price of a yearly subscription at Asspria La Rase-Mottes? The hard way is to ask. The easy way is to multiply what seems a fair price by the golden number: 1.618 0339 887. (http://www.goldennumber.net/)
How do you tell customers from personnel at Aspria Best Sports Clubs in the Galaxy? Personnel wears prison uniforms.
What is the difference between a potato field and a tennis court at Asspria La Rase-Mottes, "Finest Aspria La Rasante in the world"? People work on potato fields and play at La Rasante Rough Courts.
Why are all Asspria customers happy customers? Management kicks out unhappy customers.
How do you tell customers from the management at Aspria "We do you a favor by letting you in" top-notch Family Sports Clubs? Customers pay and sweat in the club. Managers sell membership somewhere.
Asspria La Rase-Mottes Rough Courts: we invented RTT (rough terrain tennis)
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