How to recognize hell managers (parody)

Leonard (left): Often called "le Grand Negre" (The Black Man), Leonard is a demon of the first order, grand master of the sabbaths, chief of the subaltern demons.

From the waist up, Leonard has a goat's body with 3 horns on his head, a goat's beard, hair-like bristles, 2 ears like foxes, and inflamed eyes. 

He also has a face on his butt, which witches kiss while holding a green candle to adore him.

Leonard's attitude is reserved and melancholic, but when he appears at witch and devil assemblies, he is commanding and uses situations to his advantage.

Ukobach (left): a demon of an inferior order who maintains the oil in the infernal boilers. Some call him the inventor of frying and fireworks. He appears with a blazing body. Secures escalation of minor disputes.

Bael: Demon described in le Grand Grimoire as being high among the infernal powers....he teaches those that invoke him how to disappear at will. Visits l'Harassante for seminars.

Andras: Grand Marquis in Hell: he who raises discords and quarrels. Walks around under the nickname Shoegazer.



Source: Dictionnaire Infernal - Collin de Plancy (1863)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collin_de_Plancy